Professional Troll

This kind of troll is wheeled out on daytime TV and talk shows to be the “provocative voice of the not-politically correct”. So provocatively not-politically correct is she that she can enrage even the most mild mannered TV host with

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Professional Troll

This kind of troll is wheeled out on daytime TV and talk shows to be the “provocative voice of the not-politically correct”. So provocatively not-politically correct is she that she can enrage even the most mild mannered TV host with

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The Daily Troll

In terms of size, of reach, of sheer numbers, it is the biggest troll of them all. Normally, trolls and internet pests are solitary creatures, sitting alone under their digital troll bridges of crap. The Daily Troll, though, is a

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The Daily Troll

In terms of size, of reach, of sheer numbers, it is the biggest troll of them all. Normally, trolls and internet pests are solitary creatures, sitting alone under their digital troll bridges of crap. The Daily Troll, though, is a

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Catalogue Troll

She has spent far too much time on the internet over the last ten years, with only a couple of bouts of abandonment of it, fed up with the influx of the slebs and plebs who have overshadowed much of

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Catalogue Troll

She has spent far too much time on the internet over the last ten years, with only a couple of bouts of abandonment of it, fed up with the influx of the slebs and plebs who have overshadowed much of

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Smug-o

I have to come clean and say that there is one kind of troll that does make me laugh. Although he is a bit of smarmy git, and may start to believe that his fame ON the internet (which is

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Smug-o

I have to come clean and say that there is one kind of troll that does make me laugh. Although he is a bit of smarmy git, and may start to believe that his fame ON the internet (which is

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Captain Vague

I could barely paint Captain Vague. He/she says so very little, that I can’t formulate the slightest idea about him/her, so very very vague he/she is, like a puff of tepid air in the internet ether. The only thing I

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Captain Vague

I could barely paint Captain Vague. He/she says so very little, that I can’t formulate the slightest idea about him/her, so very very vague he/she is, like a puff of tepid air in the internet ether. The only thing I

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The Commodore

He is an unintentional troll who totally misunderstands the idea of a. the internet and b. free speech. His head, with its semi-permanent beetroot colour, is usually 30 seconds away from exploding. His tie is always tied tight and his

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The Commodore

He is an unintentional troll who totally misunderstands the idea of a. the internet and b. free speech. His head, with its semi-permanent beetroot colour, is usually 30 seconds away from exploding. His tie is always tied tight and his

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ug

By day he is a normal looking mechanic, mild, dirty-joke-telling, inoffensive, one of the boys. By night he is a right little nationalist. He belongs to a couple of neo-Nazi and sod-neo-we’re-full-on-Nazi forums, where he gets himself wound up into an

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ug

By day he is a normal looking mechanic, mild, dirty-joke-telling, inoffensive, one of the boys. By night he is a right little nationalist. He belongs to a couple of neo-Nazi and sod-neo-we’re-full-on-Nazi forums, where he gets himself wound up into an

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Cornucopia

Her week is spent mentally concocting the perfect meal that she will lovingly craft (while screaming at her boyf for getting in the way while she is creating) for herself, her boyf and some recently found friends, friends who don’t

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Cornucopia

Her week is spent mentally concocting the perfect meal that she will lovingly craft (while screaming at her boyf for getting in the way while she is creating) for herself, her boyf and some recently found friends, friends who don’t

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ha-ha-bonk

This is a professional troll. He is in media or showbiz of some kind; he may be a shockjock or a writer of pretentious schlock. Here, for today, he is a comedian who has based his career on being quite

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ha-ha-bonk

This is a professional troll. He is in media or showbiz of some kind; he may be a shockjock or a writer of pretentious schlock. Here, for today, he is a comedian who has based his career on being quite

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“I am Trollocus!”

“No, I am Trollocus!” “Oh, bog off, the pair of you” A couple of days ago, for the first time in my internet life, I was rickrolled. Rickrolling is the act of luring a clickering internaut to a site of

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“I am Trollocus!”

“No, I am Trollocus!” “Oh, bog off, the pair of you” A couple of days ago, for the first time in my internet life, I was rickrolled. Rickrolling is the act of luring a clickering internaut to a site of

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Lifewreckingbadjourno

It is a malevolent thing, this creature. It is a graduate from a low-grade university with a low-grade degree and very few ideas. It is as well read as a mole and far less interesting. Its moral compass was broken

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Lifewreckingbadjourno

It is a malevolent thing, this creature. It is a graduate from a low-grade university with a low-grade degree and very few ideas. It is as well read as a mole and far less interesting. Its moral compass was broken

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Moocher Smoocher

He’s not a malicious troll, but he IS a deluded slimebag. He is married to a dull woman, has a fairly dull job, and daydreams of a life less dull. In the evenings, after he has eaten his dull dinner,

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Moocher Smoocher

He’s not a malicious troll, but he IS a deluded slimebag. He is married to a dull woman, has a fairly dull job, and daydreams of a life less dull. In the evenings, after he has eaten his dull dinner,

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A Symptom of Society

Pictured here is a our troll, “Symptom”, and his wife. “Symptom” spends an awful lot of time off work due to illness and, therefore, has an awful lot of time to spend in front of his computer. He roams about,

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A Symptom of Society

Pictured here is a our troll, “Symptom”, and his wife. “Symptom” spends an awful lot of time off work due to illness and, therefore, has an awful lot of time to spend in front of his computer. He roams about,

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Little Miss Sub-Clause

She is a troll who lies in wait under the bridge, waiting for you, little goat, to go trip-trap-trip-trapping over the top, unaware of her presence… There you are, playing about on the internet, looking at websites and blogs, sometimes

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Little Miss Sub-Clause

She is a troll who lies in wait under the bridge, waiting for you, little goat, to go trip-trap-trip-trapping over the top, unaware of her presence… There you are, playing about on the internet, looking at websites and blogs, sometimes

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An’Istorian

He is a university professor at one of THE universities. Let him, for argument’s sake, be a historian (nothing to do with the one I have at home).  He lives and breathes his subject and really is extraordinarily clever.  He

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An’Istorian

He is a university professor at one of THE universities. Let him, for argument’s sake, be a historian (nothing to do with the one I have at home).  He lives and breathes his subject and really is extraordinarily clever.  He

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Unbeliebable

She’s 12, so you can’t be angry with her for too long.  She is an unmalicious troll, but still profoundly irritating. She just LOVES Justin Bieber, although love is not a strong enough word. If she thought it would get

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Unbeliebable

She’s 12, so you can’t be angry with her for too long.  She is an unmalicious troll, but still profoundly irritating. She just LOVES Justin Bieber, although love is not a strong enough word. If she thought it would get

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Artemesia

Let us even out the gender balance and make her a laydee troll. This is a troll who has never fulfilled any of her promise.   She regards herself an artist of some kind, (or maybe a musician  or a

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Artemesia

Let us even out the gender balance and make her a laydee troll. This is a troll who has never fulfilled any of her promise.   She regards herself an artist of some kind, (or maybe a musician  or a

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Your Cnut!

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Your Cnut!

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Mummy Knows Best

Get yourself knocked up for the first time, ed go looking for some info and reassurance online on “Preggo-board” or “MumsyWeb” and you will attract the attentions of this delightful troll. She watches your first tentative steps on the forum,

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Mummy Knows Best

Get yourself knocked up for the first time, ed go looking for some info and reassurance online on “Preggo-board” or “MumsyWeb” and you will attract the attentions of this delightful troll. She watches your first tentative steps on the forum,

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Genghis Khan

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Genghis Khan

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Sage Green

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Sage Green

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The Love Bug

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The Love Bug

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Messenger

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Messenger

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Free Esprit

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Free Esprit

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Wiseman

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Wiseman

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Rectifyer [sic]

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Rectifyer [sic]

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Twatty the Robot

The lurking spambot who writes drivel, copied and pasted from wikipedia, he infiltrates our happy fluffy comment boxes and forums so he can sell us his knock off handbags, shoes and viagra. He must die.

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Twatty the Robot

The lurking spambot who writes drivel, copied and pasted from wikipedia, he infiltrates our happy fluffy comment boxes and forums so he can sell us his knock off handbags, shoes and viagra. He must die.

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Angel

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Angel

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Tokyo Dreamer

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Tokyo Dreamer

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Athena

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Athena

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Totenkopf

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Totenkopf

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Girl Next Door

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Girl Next Door

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Caged Crusader

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Caged Crusader

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Manga Mama

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Manga Mama

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Catwoman

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Catwoman

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Defender

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Defender

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